Jane, you ignorant slut....no wait...not that kind of Weekend Update...
Let's see. Saturday I cleaned the apartment. Vacuumed, did laundry, cleaned the bathroom sink and toilet, scrubbed the shower. In the evening, Todd and Kathy came over and I went with them around the block to Todd's cousin's house for a little get together. They have a Rhino (think 4-wheeler with a rollcage) and they were doing laps around the house. There was a very attractive woman, named Megan, there, but I didn't get much of a chance to talk to her. Todd started to hurt, so I drove us back to my apartment. Kathy and Todd said I should go back and talk to Megan some more, but I couldn't get up the nerve to do it. I called mom to check on her, then hopped in the car and headed towards Solon to see what their fireworks were like. Bad idea. 91 north was a parking lot. So I gave up, and turned onto a side street and weaved my way back south. I ended up hearing the fireworks at the apartment and watched some on tv.
Today I slept in, then spent most of the morning/early afternoon watching Top Gear clips on youtube and episodes that I'd dvr'ed. Around 2:30 I headed up to my cousins Darlene and Andy's house in Lyndhurst for another cookout. I ate too much, sat in the sun too long, and played volleyball with the kids too much, so I'm stuffed, burnt and sore tonight, but it was worth it.
Tomorrow will be one of those non-days. Today feels like a sunday, and tomorrow won't feel like a monday since I won't be at work, so it'll be a day of limbo inbetween sunday and monday. Should anything exciting happen, I'll update, but I wouldn't hold your breath. Because then you will get dizzy and fall over and I don't want that on my conscience.