Fast Food Diatribe

me: how can wendy's advertise the baconator?
me: I just don't understand

g-door: LOLOL
g-door: why don't you understand it? LOL
me: how can that be legal??
me: it's so wrong
me: in any number of ways
g-door: LMAO
g-door: have you had one?
me: yet they can advertise it all they want
me: no, thakn god
me: I'd probably have a heart attack
g-door: it's not very good LOL
me: it doesn't look good with the fancy fake meat they use for the cmomercial
me: I can imagine the real "meat" can't look that good
g-door: yeah, it looks really nice in the picture....when you get it....it's all smashed LOL
me: so, cigarette ads have to be regulated, alcohol as well. but digusting horrible for you fast food can be shown any time of day LOL
me: you know, it's like when the whole biggie-size, supersize trend came about
me: and then people got pissed off
me: and then they just changed the names
me: and everybody forgot
g-door: ahuh LOL
me: oh, ok, it's a large size
me: that's fine
me: didn't they have an extra-biggie for a while there too?
me: I think they did
g-door: yeah, I think so
g-door: mmmmmmmmmmm extra biggie lol
me: ROFL
me: I remembner the drink was gigundous and I couldn't believe how many fries they gave you
g-door: LOL
g-door: it was a lot lol
me: it's like those damn mcdonald's commercials during the olympics!
g-door: LOLOLOL
me: I want to be like a random generic supposed olympic athlete! I'll eat a piece of fried chicken on a greasy biscuit for breakfast! like they do!!!
g-door: LO
g-door: ok door!!!!!
g-door: what sport do you want to do?
me: at this point I'd be perfect for anything that involves struggling to get out of a chair and ending up winded after taking a shower. oh and anything that involves the destruction of furniture/seating due to excess weight

Tim Heidecker's Anti Comedy

Why I love the Mythbusters...

So true...

clipped from indexed.blogspot.com Humbling.

The Legend of Neil

If you've never played/seen/heard of The Legend of Zelda for the NES, then it's probably not worth watching this.

<a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/legend_of_neil_1/" target="_blank">Legend of Neil, Episode 1</a>

Legend of Neil, Episode 1

If you've played it, then you have to watch this plus Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4

I think I can come up with something MUCH worse than that. I need to think about this a little.

clipped from www.cnn.com And the winner of the worst writing of 2008 is ... Garrison Spik, a 41-year-old communications director and writer, took top honors in San Jose State University's 26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest with this opening sentence to a nonexistent novel: "Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped 'Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J."'

BoingBoing has been giving me a ton of blogworthy stuff lately. basically I feel like I'm copying them these days. Anyways, check out bighappyfunhouse. Tons of creepy/funny/crazy 70-ish photos.

clipped from www.bighappyfunhouse.com bighappyfunhouse

Ketchup rules!

This is related to the Ketchup vs. Mustard debate glittergirl had last month.

clipped from condiment.portablefolkband.com

Ok, who's spying on me..

Somebody setup a camera and recorded me working out, dammit!!

Your Own True Self

I'm fascinated by this. I bet the filmmaker's could just sit there and talk to these gentlemen all day long.

clipped from www.boingboing.net Your Own True Self (video) On Youtube, in 5 parts: the 1993 documentary by Paul Athanas & Jay Rooney about residents of a Boston nursing home who became the stars of David Greenberger's wonderful Duplex Planet magazine. The film is a gently funny series of observations on our cultural fear of old age, documented in the course of interviews with 12 residents of the all-male Duplex facility in Jamaica Plain, NY MA. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5. You can purchase this on DVD too. (Thanks, Coop!)

Ohhh...I get it now

and all this time.....it all makes sense now that I read this very handy manual

clipped from www.weirduniverse.net A Boy Today…A Man Tomorrow Here at WU Central, we're all about providing useful knowledge to our eager readers, serving as a resource to help them with their perplexities. For instance, I cannot count how many times readers have written in with this question: Well, now you need no longer live in darkness and confusion, as we present the scanned pages of a 1972 youth sex-education manual: A Boy Today...A Man Tomorrow. The cover is reproduced below, and the rest of the content after the jump.

Goatee Saver

I may actually honestly buy one of these. I'm one of those directionally challenged men who can't shave a goatee straight to save his soul.

clipped from gadgets.boingboing.net Cyborg-like shaving guard for goatee grooming

Rock the Vote...Choose Wisely...

Dr. Ronald Chevalier

I'm on a freaking blog tear these days.

House of Cards

I'm so amazed by this. The video was done with no cameras or lights. it was all done with a laser radar system that by bouncing the lasers off of their faces or the houses, etc, a 3d point was determined. You can download the data for just Thom singing and using open source software run it on your desktop. They put the data out there so people could make their own visualizations based off of it.

Crazy Sprinkler Lady

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Getting Comfortable with Discomfort

Interesting read from UrbanMonk.net. I think this is my major problem these days, just coping with discomfort and not letting it swallow me up.

clipped from www.urbanmonk.net No one likes to feel crappy, right? Certain powerful sensations and emotions are simply uncomfortable, if not downright painful. For some people, feeling sadness or grief is nearly intolerable; others would rather cry for an hour than feel intense anxiety or fear. Having experienced some form of depression on and off since my teens (and having grown almost used to it), I’ve always fallen in the latter category. I’d rather bear those ills I know, if I have to bear any ills at all. Interestingly enough, it was in experiencing some new ones that I learned something about the old ones, and stumbled across a more effective way of dealing with both.

Another fav webcomic of mine. The concept behind this one is Garfield cartoons with Garfield removed and only Jon left. It completely changes the tone of the strip. Even Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield, endorses it and his company is going to publish a collection of Garfield minus Garfield comics.

clipped from garfieldminusgarfield.net garfield minus garfield Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

Cyanide & Happiness

I love this comic. It's done by 4 separate artists so the character styles change periodically. It's very dry and a little inappropriate at times, but that just makes it that much funnier to me.

clipped from www.explosm.net

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

This is HILARIOUS!!

clipped from lovelylisting.blogspot.com HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION by The Chair